Oh that first time sat on the tarmac with the prop spinning, looking down at your kneeboard, double checking your ATIS details and letter, looking at the yoke and seeing the PTT button waiting, and waiting. Mouth dry, you take a deep breath.........and let it back out again.
Double check details again, deep breath, press the button.
"Leeds tower this is Golf Bravo Echo Uniform Xray at Knightair with information Golf, Request radio check and taxi instructions please".
" Uniform Xray, Leeds tower, repeat your message please".
Mouth is now impossibly dry and appears to be filled with cement powder.
"Leeds Tower, this is GBEUX at Knightair with information Golf. Request radio check and taxi instructions".
" UX, Leeds Tower, reading 5 and that would now be information HOTEL, taxi via Taxiway foxtrot, hold at foxtrot 2".
Red face as instructor smoothly takes over.
" There you go, not bad for a first attempt, next time will be much easier, believe me" says he.
And it was.
Just read from your kneeboard and be ready to jot down the details as they come back. Oh and don't think about it too long, just do it. I have heard some right howlers from professional jet jockeys.
Above all, when in flight, observe the old maxim "Aviate first, then communicate" In other words don't get bogged down listening to what the controller is saying, when coming down long finals in a tricky crosswind, fly the aircraft and ask him to repeat if necessary. The controller is there to assist YOU, not the other way around.
If you are asked to expedite, because there is a 737 on the localiser behind you, don't get bogged down with the workload, simply call going around, and abort the approach, buy some time.